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Zombie News Roundup

There’s a lot of zombie movie news coming out of Hollywood this week so I’ve compiled these all into a small, bite size portions for your reading enjoyment…

Principal cast for a new zombie film, named Gatekeeper , was announced last week. The project has a few big names attached to, such as Judge Reinhold and Ron Perlman – wait, are those really big names? In the famously low budget genre of most zombie movies, I’d say that they count.

The filmmakers behind the I Spit on Your Rave are looking for participants in yet another “world’s largest zombie gathering” record. The gathering will be used in a scene for the movie, which is a mockumentary about the world’s largest post-zombie-apocalypse music festival (try saying that 5 times fast).

A release date has been set for Resident Evil: Afterlife of September 17th, 2010.

The World War Z movie adaption is apparently still happening with the recent addition of screenwriter Matthew Michael Carnahan to the project. It’s unclear whether he is just tweaking the script or doing a whole re-write, although author Max Brooks is optimistic, saying “He’s one of Hollywood’s hot A-list writers, so if they went after him and paid him a mountain of gold, it definitely shows their confidence in this project.” I concur, Mr. Brooks.

Don’t forget, you always check out news on the latest upcoming zombie movies on our Upcoming Movies page in the Zombie Movie Database.

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Insane in the Brain DVD Review

Ever wonder what would happen if the living dead invaded a 1970s blaxploitation film? That thought never crossed my mind, and unfortunately now I know.

Insane in the Brain starts with several zombies rising from graves. One of them stumbles into a brothel and engages a lady of the night, killing her in the act (sadly this is not the only movie I’ve seen featuring a zombie fellatio.) Several other prostitutes are found dead in mysterious ways, and two jive-talking cops are called in to solve the murders. They deduce that sex acts somehow must be attracting the zombies, and come up with a plan to cover bullets with condoms in order to take them down. Yes, it’s as dumb as it sounds. A posse is formed with a few cops and some prostitutes, and the group patrols the cemetery in search of zombies. They find some, shoot them, end of movie.

Gah, where to even begin with this waste of time? I should mention this was intended as more of comedy than a horror film, so I won’t knock it down for not being scary. But it’s not very funny either. One or two exchanges between the cops were kinda funny, but outside of that it was mind-numbingly dull. All the shots were far too long and the action was so interesting I wanted to shut it off.

Everything else aside, Insane in the Brain explored new lows in FX makeup. The zombies were literally made of leftover halloween masks and afro wigs and they they constantly groaned, “Brains… more brains!” despite not a single zombie in the film actually eating a brain. I really don’t want to even think about this film any longer so I’m gonna end this review here. Just don’t waste your time or money on it.

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Children of the Living Dead DVD Review

Children of the Living Dead

Children of the Living Dead is the story of Abbott Hayes, a convicted serial murderer and rapist that was killed in prison and arose from the dead to kidnap children and lead a legion of zombies against people that want to build an auto-mall  in place of the cemetery across from his old home.  Years after being kidnapped, the children are killed by zombie Abbott Hayes while on their way to a concert, only to rise from the dead as part of his legion of zombies. The construction crew keep finding mysterious things that are happening to the bodies at the cemetery; bodies missing, evidence of live burial. Is this the work of the fabled Abbott Hayes or just vandals and miscreants?

 

Any way you slice it, this movie is a travesty of cinema. The Night of the Living Dead 30th Anniversary Edition is supposed to be a prequel to this movie, with the Cemetery Zombie (Bill Hinzman) being Abbott Hayes.  

 

Tom Savini starts out the film as a zombie hunter creatively dispatching zombies with a fine array of fire arms and other improvised techniques. This is all made incredibly goofy by the over-dubbing of simple dialog that could have easily been inner monologue. Since Tom’s mouth isn’t moving, it comes across like the mumblings of Popeye. In fact, the first half of the movie has an exceeding amount of over-dubbed dialog that sometimes obviously doesn’t fit with what’s being shown on screen. There are times when the teenagers look like they are talking and even motioning with their hands, yet the dialog had already stopped long before. Most of this over-dubbed dialog happens while the characters faces are not necessarily shown on screen and comes off as dialog that the ”Mystery Science Theater 3000” cast would be interjecting or something from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. These are all obvious attempt to “fix” the film in post production, but given that these are all tactics used by comedic groups to deride certain works, it comes off as making a jokes of itself.

 

There are certain things about the movie that just don’t add up. When the teenagers die, there is a funeral for them. You see their 5 caskets lined up and people standing around them mourning. There is a service, after which everyone departs while the caskets stay lined up and above the ground. I haven’t been to too many funerals, but every one of them, and every one I’ve seen on screen, ends which the casket being lowered into the ground, not just left out to rot. Why would they leave them out like this? Because it makes it easier for the grave robbers to come take their jewelry like it says in the script.

 

There’s a scene in a diner where Matthew, the son of the man building the auto-mall, goes to see Laurie, the young waitress that has tickled his fancy. He sits down and orders a cup of coffee from her as they chat. Before he even sips the coffee she gives him, she takes the cup away and replaces it with a fresh one and pours another cup. Before he even sips that one, she refills it. Before he even sips the second one, she refills it again. He ends up leaving having never even tasted one of the four cups of coffee that she served.

 

During the big zombie fight scene at the end, which looks more like a bar brawl scene that should have taken place in the movie Roadhouse, Laurie hides in the store room of the diner while Matthew goes to fight the zombie hordes. She’s left with a handgun and a flashlight. When the power goes out, she fumbles to make the flashlight work. When it does, Abbott Hayes is there, growling in her faces. She screams and cowers on the floor. Suddenly he’s gone and she ventures out of the store room to be attacked by other zombies and subsequently saved by the Sheriff who is able to gun down 6 zombies with 2 shots from the hip. What was that all about?

 

I really could go on all day about this movie. The fact that it was created with the help of many of the people who made the original Night of the Living Dead is definitely saddening. Tor Ramsey, director of Children of the Living Dead, issued this letter of apology for his involvement with the film along with an account of what he believes went wrong with it. When we saw John Russo at the Flashback Weekend horror convention in Chicago, Nate asked him about Children of the Living Dead in a polite side conversation and he refused to talk about it. I believe that these to things speak mountains about the quality of this film.

 

Despite all of this, I recommend that everyone with a love for the zombie genre check out this movie, preferably on the cheap, just to see how low it can go. My ceaseless bitching about this movie could never do justice to describing just how bad it is. You really ought  to see for yourself.

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Bride Of Re-Animator DVD Review

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Bride Of Re-Animator follows the story of Dr. Herbert West and Dr. Dan Cain, 8 years after the incidents that take place in Re-Animator. Dr. West and Dr. Cain finish a tour as field surgeons during a bloody civil war in Peru where they have continued there research trying to “conquer death”. They soon return home to Miskatonic University Hospital and take up residency in an old cemetery’s mortuary, where they’ve created a lab to continue their experiments. The remains of the Miskatonic Massacre are stored in the pathology department and studied by Dr. Wilbur Graves. Dr. Graves is soon visited by Lt. Chapel of the Arkham P.D. regarding the night of the massacre, although the case is closed, Lt. Chapel has a personal stake in the investigation as his deceased wife was re-animated and left to fester in the psychiatric ward of the hospital. Lt. Chapel is asking questions about missing parts from the pathology department like the head of Dr. Hill that Chapel presents to graves, which turned up at a circus sideshow. Dr. Graves soon begins to experiment with the re-agent and re-animates Dr. Hill’s head again. Dr. Hill is still bent on his revenge on Dr. West and soon begins exerting his control over the re-animated dead to help in ths endeavor. Meanwhile, West has been the one taking the body parts from Miskatonic for his experiments, making gruesome mismatched-part creatures to further his research. Soon Dr. West pulls on Dr. Cain’s heart strings and plays him like a fiddle by offering to recreate his dead girlfriend, Meg, by making his master creation – a new life made of different parts starting with Meg’s heart. But, Lt. Chapel is hot on their heals and soon Dr. Hill will exact his revenge.

Bride Of Re-Animator doesn’t quite live up to the level excellence that was the original, but it doesn’t fall extremely far behind. Worse sequels have definitely been made. The pacing of the movie is kind of slow, but watchable. Jeffrey Combs gives another great performance as Dr. Herbert West, delivering his usual brand of dark humor in his matter-of-fact manner. His acting and his character are the reason for watching these movies.

The zombie make-up and special effects were pretty good. The special effects department didn’t really use any astounding tricks to leave you scratching your head, but it worked just the same and mostly came off pretty campy and humorous, which is par for this course. Lots of blood and gore. I think every time you see Dr. Cain over a patient he gets sprayed with blood. It seemed as thought the special effects team my have been having their fun with it as he seemed to be acting through his discomfort and actual surprise. It was nice to see the stop-motion animated critters after so many years of CGI.

The producers of this film were trying to throw in little Bride Of Frankenstein references. The laboratory was full of superfluous gadgetry and had fog seeping out of everything, which is one thing. But, at one point Dr. Cain is wearing this blousy pirate shirt for no reason, evidently trying to bring to mind the era that Mary Shelley was writing in.

One thing that really bugged me for no reason was with Lt. Chapel character. Every time he introduces himself as a cop, he does it by fumbling over flipping his badge out. And it’s not over the top slapstick fumbling. This is something that’s usually done with relative smoothness and grace, the cop flips the badge, it gone, on to other subjects. But here it’s just this action that you know he’s going to do, you see it coming, then there’s the delivery and it just kind of flops to the side exposing the badge all awkward like. It’s really weird and I had to say something about it to see if anybody else caught it. Maybe I’m way off.

You could really take it or leave it with this movie. It has some pretty cool gags and Dr. West is always good, but it moves pretty slow and my mind began wandering. It’s definitely watchable and pretty fun, but you wouldn’t be missing anything if you skipped it. I think it would go over well with a few friends and a few beers.

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Zombie Movie List by Date

The Zombie Reporting Center strives to have the most comprehensive listing of zombie films. You can help! If you notice mistakes or omissions from our list, please let us know by emailing submissions@zombiereportingcenter.com.

1932
White Zombie

1933
Ghoul, The

1934
Ouanga aka Crime of Vooddoo, drums of the Jungle, The Love Wanga

1936
Revolt of the Zombies aka Revolt of the Demons
Walking Dead, The

1941
King of the Zombies

1942
Bowery at Midnight

1943
I Walked With a Zombie
Revenge of the Zombies aka The Corpse Vanished

1945
Zombies on Broadway

1957
Quatermass 2 aka Enemy from Space
Teenage Zombies
Voodoo Island

1958
Plan 9 from Outer Space

1960
Cape Canaveral Monsters

1961
Dead One, The aka Blood of the Zombie
Invasion of the Zombies aka El Santo contra los zombies, Santo vs. the Zombies

1964
Earth Dies Screaming, The
I Eat Your Skin aka Voodoo Blood Bath, Zombies
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? aka Teenage Psycho Meets Bloody Mary, Cabaret der Zombies
War of the Zombies aka Night Stra _ Goddess of Electra, Rome Against Rome, Roma contra Roma

1965
Orgy of the Dead aka Orgy of the Vampires
Terror Creatures from the Grave aka Cinque tombe per un medium, Cemetary of the Living Dead

1966
Gallery of Horror
Plague of the Zombies, The

1967
Dr. Satan vs. Black Magic aka El Dr, Satan y la magia negra

1968
Night of the Living Dead
Santo and the Blue Demon Against the Monsters
Astro-Zombies, The aka Space Zombies, The Space Vampires

1969
Santo and the Blue Demon in the Land of the Dead aka The Land of the Dead

1971
Blue Sunshine
Invasion of the Dead aka La invasio de los muertos, Invasion of Death
Tombs of the Blind Dead aka La noche del terror ciego, A noite do terror cego, The Blind Dead, Crypt of the Blind Dead, La noche de la muerta ciega, Le tombe dei resuscitati ciechi, Tomb of the Blind Zombies
Virgin Among the Living Dead, A aka Christina, Princesse de l’erotisme, Une vierge chez les mortis vivants, Eine Jungfrau in den Krallen von Zombies, Una virgine fra i morti viventi, Zombi 4: A Virgin Among the Living Dead

1972
Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things aka Revenge of the Living Dead
Deathdream aka Dead of the Night, The Night Andy Came Home
Children of the Dead aka Tomb of the Undead
Horror Rises from the Tomb aka El espanto surge de la tumba Messiah of Evil aka Dead People, Return of the Living Dead, Revenge of the Screaming Dead
Psychomania aka The Death Wheelers, Death Wheelers are…Psycho Maniacs
Return of the Zombies AKA La orgia de los muertos, L’orgia dei morti, Die Bestie aus dem Totenreich, Beyond the Living Dead, Bracula-The Terror of the Living Death, The Hanging Woman
Vengeance of the Zombies aka La rebelion de las nuertas, Rebellion of the Dead Women, Revolt of the Dead Ones, Der Totenchor der Knochenmanner, La vendetta dei morti viventi, Walk of the Dead

1973
Devil’s Kiss aka La perversa caricia de Satan, The Wicked Caress of Satan
Horror Hospital aka Computer Killers
Horror of the Zombies aka El buque maldito, The Ghost Galleon, Ghost Ship of the Blind Dead, La noche del buque maldito, Ship of Zombies, des Geisterschiff der schwimmenden Leichen
House of Seven Corpses
Return of the Blind Dead

1974
Corpse Eaters
Cruz del Diablo, La
Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue, The aka No profanor el sueno d elos muertos, Non si deve profanare il sonno del morti, Da dova vieni?, Don’t Open the Window, Invasion der Zombies, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Le massacre des mortis-vivants, Zombi 3Sugar Hill aka Voodoo Girl, The Zombies of Sugar Hill

1975
Dead Don’t Die, The
Night of the Sea Gulls, The aka La noche d elos gaviotas, Don’t Go Out at Night, Night of the Blood Cult, Night of the Death Cult, La playa de los sacrifios, Terror Beach

1976
Child, The aka Kill and Go Hide, Zombie Child
Rabid
Revenge of the Zombies aka Black Magic II
Shock Waves aka Almost Human, le commando des morts vivants, Death Corps

1978
Dawn of the Dead aka Zombie, Zombies: Dawn of the Dead
Grapes of Death, The aka les raisins de la morte, Pesticide

1979
Hellgate
Io Zombi, tu Zombi, lei Zombi aka I zombie, You Zombie, She Zombies
Toxic Zombies aka Bloodeaters, Forest of Fear
Zombie aka Zombi 2, Zombie Flesh eaters, The Island of the Living Dead, L’enfer des zombies

1980
Alien Dead, The aka It Fell from the Sky
City of the Living Dead aka Paura nella citta dei moirti viventi, La cuidad de los meurtos viventes, The Gates of Hell, Ein Zombie hing am Glockenseil
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead aka Le notti erotiche, In der Gewalt der Zombies, Le notti erotiche dei morti viventi, Sexy Nights of the Living Dead
Nightmare City aka Incubo sulla citta contaminata
Night Terror, The aka Le notti del terrore, Burial Ground, Le manoir de la terreur, La noche del terror, Die Ruckkehr der Zombies, Het Schrikkasteel der Zombies, Zombie 3, The Zombie Dead
Nuit de la Mort, La
Porno Holocaust
Witchdoctor of the Living Dead
Zombie Creeping Flesh aka Virus, Apocalipsis canibal, Hell of the Living Dead, Night of the Zombies, Cannibal Apocalypsy, Hell of the Living Death, Zombi 4, Zombi 5: Ultimate Nightmare, Zombie Inferno
Zombie Holocaust aka Doctor Butcher, M.D., Zombies unter Kannibalen

1981
Beyond, The aka L’aldila, lau-dela, Die Geistertadt der Zombies, Seven Doors of DeathBeyond Terror aka Mas alla del terror, Au dela de la terror
Dead & Buried
Evil Dead, The
Goeshi aka Strange Dead Bodies
House by the Cemetary, The aka Quella villa accanto al cimitaro
Kiss Daddy Goodbye aka Caution, Children at Play, Revenge of the Zombie, Vengeful Dead
Kung Fu Zombie aka Wu long tian shi zhao ji gui
Night of the Zombies aka The Chilling, Gamma 693, Night of the Wehrmacht Zombies, Night of the Zombies II
Raw Force
Zombie Lake aka Lac de morts vivants, Le

1982
Creepshow
Curse of the Cannibal Confederates aka The Curse of the Screaming Dead
Living Dead Girl, The aka La morte vivante, Mansion de los meurtos vivientes aka Mansion of the Living Dead
Morbus
Oasis of the Zombie aka La tumba de los muertos vivientes, L’abime des mortis vivants, Der Abgrund der Icbendon Toten, Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies, The Oasis of the Living Dead, Le tresor des morts vivants
One Dark Night aka Entity Force, A Night in the Crypt, Night of the Darkness

1983
Zeder: Voices from the Beyond

1984
Bloodsuckers from Outer Space
Death Warmed Up
Hard Rock Zombies
I Was a Zombie for the F.B.I.
Night of the Comet
Zombie Island Massacre

1985
Day of the Dead aka Zombie 2
Devil Story aka Il etait une fois le diable
Midnight Hour, The
Raiders of the Living Dead
Re-Animator
Return of the Living Dead, The
Veerana aka Loneliness, The Wilderness
Warning Sign aka Biohazard
Zombie Apocalypse aka Cememterio del terror, Le cimetiere de la terreur

1986
Dark Echos
Deadly Friend
Gore-Met Zombie Chef from Hell
Zombiethon

1987
Chinese Ghost Story, A aka Sinnui yauwan
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn
I Was a Teenage Zombie
Neon Maniacs
Prince of Darkness
Rednack Zombies
Revenge of the Living Dead Girls, The
Serpent and the Rainbow
Video Dead, The
Zombie 5: Killing Birds aka Uccelli Assassini, Raptors
Zombie High aka The School That Ate My Brain
Zombie Nightmare
Zombie vs. Ninja

1988
Dead Heat
Ghost Town
Maniac Cop
Return of the Living Dead II, The
Zombie 3 aka Zombie Flesh Eaters 2
Zombie 4 aka Zombie Flesh eaters 3, Return of the Living Dead 3
Zombie Brigade aka Night Crawl

1989
Boneyard, The
Chilling, The
Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town
Dead Next Door, The
Dead Pit, The
From the Dead of Night
Laughing Dead, The
Vineyard, The
Voodoo Dawn
Working Stiffs
Zombie Nosh aka revenge of the Living Zombies, Flesh eater: Revenge of the Living Dead

1990
Bride of the Re-Animator aka Re-Animator II
Ghoul School
Night of the Livng Bread
Night of the Living Dead
Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence

1991
Nudist Colony of the Dead
Trepanator
Zombie Army, The
Zombie Cop
Zombie Rampage

1992
Army of Darkness
Braindead aka Dead Alive
Living Dead at Tokyo Bay aka Batoru garu
Urban Scumbags vs. Countryside Zombies

1993
Dellamorte Dellamore aka Cemetary Man
Killing Box, The aka Ghost Brigade, Grey Knight, Grey Night
My Boyfriend’s Back
Ozone aka Ozone: Drogal Mortal, Street Zombies
Requiem der Teufel
Return of the Living Dead III, The
Shatter Dead
Space Zombie Bingo
Zombie Bloodbath
Zombie Genocide

1994
Gore Whore
Zombie Bloodbath II: Rage of the Undead

1995
Cage aux Zombies, La
Voodoo

1996
Down to hell

1997
Plaga Zombie
Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead
Zombie Cult Massacre
Zombie: The Resurrection

1998
At Twilight Comes the Flesh-Eaters
Bio-Zombie aka Sang dut san shut
I, Zombie: Chronicle of Pain
Sex, Chocolate & Zombie Republicans
Zombie Toxin aka Homebrew

1999
Dead Hate the Living!, The
Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels
Junk aka Junk: Shiryo-gari
Komabrutale Duell, Das
Mutation
Zombio

2000
Bio Cops aka Sheng hua te jing zhi sang shi ren wu, Bio-Crisis Cops
Biohazardous
Damonenbrut aka Demon terror, Insel der Damonen II
Meat Market
Midnight’s Calling
Wild Zero
Zombie Bloodbath III: Armageddon

2001
Children of the Living Dead
Dead Creatures
Flesh Freaks
Meat Market 2
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker
Mutation 2: Generation Dead
Plaga Zombie: Zona Mutante
Resurrection Game, The
Stacy
Zombie Chronicles

2002
28 Days Later
Daddy
Maplewoods
Mutation 3: Century of the Dead
Resident Evil aka Resident Evil Genesis
Versus
Zombie Campout

2003
Beyond Re-Animator
Blood of the Beast
Come Get Some!
Corpses are Forever
Dead Clowns
Dead Meat
Enter…Zombie King aka Zombie King and the Legion of Doom
Exhumed
Graveyard
Graveyard Alive: A Zombie Nurse In Love
House of the Dead
Necropolis Awakened
Revolting Dead, The
Una de Zombis
Undead
Zombiegaddon

2004
Choking Victim
Dead & Breakfast
Dead Life
Ghost Lake
Hood of the Living Dead
Night of the Living Dorks aka Die Nacht der lebenden Loser, Revenge of the Teenage Zombies
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Ruining, The
Shaolin vs. Evil Dead aka Shao lin jiang shi, Siu lam geung si
Shaun of the Dead
Stink of the Flesh, The
They Came Back aka Les revenants
Vampires vs. Zombies
Zombie Honeymoon
Zombie Nation
Zombie Planet

2005
Acne
Battlefield Baseball
Biker Zombies from Detroit
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium
Die You Zombie Bastards!
Evil: To kako
House of the Dead 2 aka House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim, House of the Dead II: All Guts, No Glory
Land of the Dead
Masters of Horror: Homecoming
Mental Dead, The
Mortuary
Raiders of the Damned
Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis
Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave
Shadow: Dead Riot
Swamp Zombies
Wickeds, The
Zombie Night
Zombie Planet II: Adam’s Revenge
Zombiez

2006
Dead & Deader
Deadlands: The Rising
Dorm of the Dead
Gangs of the Dead
Horrors of War
Night of the Dead
Night of the Living Dead 3-D
Severed: Forest of the Dead

2007
28 Weeks Later
Awaken the Dead
Black Sheep
Creatures From the Pink Lagoon
Dawn of the Living Dead
Day X
Dead Heist
Dead One, The
Doomed
Fido
Flight of the Living Dead (aka Plane Dead)
Mad, The
Motocross Zombies from Hell
Night of the Bums
Not Quite Dead (short)
Planet Terror (Grindhouse)
Poultrygeist
Resident Evil: Extinction
Rising Dead, The
Song of the Dead
Undead Or Alive: A Zombedy
War of the Dead
Zombies Gone Wild
Zombie Town

2008
American Zombie
Automaton Transfusion
Dance of the Dead
Diary of the Dead
Die and Let Live
Hunting Grounds
Night of the Giving Head
Otto; Or, Up with Dead People
[REC]
Quarantine
Trailer Park of Terror
Veil, The
Zombie Diaries, The
Zombie Strippers
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

2009

COMING SOON!

2010

COMING SOON!

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The Top Ten Sure-fire ways to Die in a Zombie Attack

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The zombie apocalypse has begun. How do you ensure that you survive? (assuming surviving in a world infested by the undead is something you want to do…) There’s no easy way to survive, but lots of ways to die. Here are our top 10 ways to die in a zombie attack…

10. Friendly fire. With all those bullets whizzing around, it’s easy for one to miss. Well-meaning zombie hunters may mistake you for the undead. It may also be pleasantly convenient for someone with a desire to take you out to have an “accident”. Don’t take any chances – scrounge whatever body armor you can.

9. Injuries.  Twisting an ankle or breaking a leg makes it difficult to run away from zombies.  With hospitals being out of commission, even the most benign medical problems could become deadly liabilities.  Be smart – keep yourself in shape and learn some first aid.

8. Accidents. Using a lawnmower as a zombie-slaying device may seem like a good idea at the time, but one mistake could be the end for you.  If misused, any number of everyday items are dangerous enough to kill you.

7. Running out of supplies.  While running out of gas may be embarrassing, in a zombie attack it could be dangerous.  Running out of bullets in the middle of a firefight even more so.  Run out of food and you’re screwed.  Stock up when you can!

6. Blocking yourself in. Sure, boarding up the doors and windows keep the zombies out, but they also keep you in. What happens when they inevitably breach your defenses? Always have an escape route planned out in advance.

5. Being alone. There’s safety in numbers. Going off alone in an unsecured area is just asking for trouble. Remember: you are just a tasty sack of meat to hungry zombies. If you get into trouble there will be no one to back you up. Be safe and use the buddy system.

4. Being a hero. That one moment of bravely charging into battle may get you into the history books, but most likely you won’t be around to enjoy it. Unless your name happens to be Bruce Willis, take our advice and let someone else be the hero.

3. Zombified loved ones. Don’t forget for a moment that your loved one is no longer anything other than an undead creature with an insatiable hunger for flesh. They are zombies and there is no hope for them. Don’t try to help them. They will eat you soon as they get a chance.

2. Get bit. If a zombie bites you, you’re as good as dead. Soon you’ll die and turn into a zombie, unless your friends find out you’ve been bitten and kill you first. Pray that they do.

1. Other humans. Let’s face it, if you’ve managed to survive the initial zombie threat, your main threat isn’t the undead, it’s the people you’re with. As competition for power and resources gets intense, people will do whatever it takes to get what they need. Add in the threat of roving biker gangs and rogue armed forces and you’ve got plenty of reasons to watch your back.

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Zombie Movie List by Name

The Zombie Reporting Center strives to have the most comprehensive listing of zombie films. You can help! If you notice mistakes or omissions from our list, please let us know by emailing submissions@zombiereportingcenter.com.

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28 Days Later (2002) Buy Now
28 Weeks Later (2007) Buy Now Review

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Acne (2000)
Alien Dead, The aka It Fell from the Sky (1980) Buy Now
American Zombie (2008) Review
Army of Darkness (1992) Buy Now
Astro-Zombies, The aka Space Zombies, The Space Vampires (1968)
At Twilight Come the Flesh-Eaters (1998)
Automaton Transfusion (2008) Review
Awaken the Dead (2007) Review

B
Battlefield Baseball (2005) Buy Now
Beyond, The aka Lâ’aldila, Lau-dela, Die Geistertadt der Zombies, Seven Doors of Death (1981) Buy Now
Beyond Re-Animator (2003) Buy NowReview
Beyond Terror aka Mas alla del terror, Au dela de la terror (1980)
Biker Zombies from Detroit (2005) Buy NowReview
Bio Cops aka Sheng hua te jing zhi sang shi ren wu, Bio-Crisis Cops (2000)
Bio-Zombie aka Sang dut san shut (1998) Buy NowReview
Biohazardous (2000) Buy NowReview
Black Sheep (2007) Buy Now Review
Blood of the Beast (2003)
Bloodsuckers from Outer Space (1984)
Bone Sickness (2004)
Boneyard, The (1989)Review
Bowery at Midnight (1942)
Braindead aka Dead Alive (1992)
Bride of Re-Animator aka Re-Animator II (1990)Review
Burial Ground: Nights of Terror aka Le Notti del Terrore, Burial Ground, Nights of Terror, The Zombie Dead, Zombi horror, Zombie 3, Manoir de la terreur, Le, Zombie 3 – Die Rückkehr der Zombies Review
Buttcrack (1998)

C
Cage aux Zombies, La (1995)
Cape Canaveral Monsters (1960)
Child, The aka Kill and Go Hide, Zombie Child (1976)Review
Children of the Living Dead (2001)Review
Children Shouldt Play With Dead Things aka Revenge of the Living Dead (1972)Review
Chilling, The (1989)
Chinese Ghost Story, A aka Sinnui yauwan (1987)
Choking Hazard (2004)
Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town (1989)
City of the Living Dead aka Paura nella citta dei morti viventi, La cuidad de los meurtos viventes, The Gates of Hell, Ein Zombie hing am Glockenseil (1980)
Come Get Some! (2003)
Corpse Eaters (1974)
Corpses Are Forever (2003)
Creatures From the Pink Lagoon (2007)
Creepshow (1982)
Cruz del Diablo, La (1974)
Curse of the Cannibal Confederates (1982)

D
Daddy (2002)
Damonenbrut aka Demon Terror, Insel der Damonen II (2000)
Dark Echos (1986)
Dawn of the Dead aka Zombie, Zombies: Dawn of the Dead (1978) Buy Now Trailer
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Dawn of the Living Dead (2007)
Day of the Dead aka Zombie 2 (1985)
Day of the Dead (2008) Review
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005) Buy Now Review
Day X (2007)
Dead & Breakfast (2004) Buy NowReview
Dead & Buried (1981) Review
Dead & Deader (2006)Review
Dead Clowns (2003)Review
Dead Creatures (2001)
Dead Don’t Die, The (1975)
Dead Hate the Living!, The (1999) Review Buy Now
Dead Heat (1988)
Dead Heist (2007) Buy Now Review
Dead Life (2005)
Dead Meat (2003)Review
Dead Men Walking (2005) Buy Now Review
Dead Moon Rising (2007)
Dead Next Door, The (1989) Buy Now Review
Dead One, The aka Blood of the Zombie (1961)
Dead One, The (2007)
Dead Pit, The (1989)
Deadlands: The Rising (2006)
Deadly Friend (1986)
Death House aka Zombie Death House (1987)
Death Metal Zombies (1995)
Death Warmed Up (1984)
Deathdream aka Dead of the Night, The Night Andy Came Home (1972)
Dellamorte Dellamore aka Cemetary Man (1993)
Demoni 3 aka Black Demons (1991)
Devil Story aka Il etait une fois le diable (1985)
Devil’s Kiss aka La perversa caricia de Satan, The Wicked Caress of Satan (1973)
Diary of the Dead (2008) Review
Die and Let Live (2008)Review
Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
Dr. Satan vs. Black Magic aka El Dr. Satan y la magia negra (1967)
Doomed (2007)
Dorm of the Dead (2007)Review
Down to Hell (1996)

E
Earth Dies Screaming, The (1964)
Electric Zombies (2006)
Enter…Zombie King aka Zombie King and the Legion of Doom (2003)Review
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead aka Le notti erotiche, In der Gewalt der Zombies, Le notti erotiche dei morti viventi, Sexy Nights of the Living Dead (1980)
Evil Dead (1981) Buy Now
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987)
Exhumed (2003)

F
Feeding The Masses (2004)
Fido (2007)
Flesh Freaks (2001)
Flight of the Living Dead aka Plane Dead (2007) Review
Forever Dead (2007)
From the Dead of Night (1989)

G
Gallery of Horror (1966)
Gangs of the Dead aka Last Rites, 48 Weeks Later(2006) Buy Now Review
Garden of the Dead aka Tomb of the Undead (1972)Review
Ghost Town (1988)
Ghoul, The (1933)
Ghouls, The (2003)
Ghoul School (1990)
Goeshi aka Strange Dead Bodies (1981)
Gore Whore (1994)
Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell (1986)
Grapes of Death, The aka les raisins de la morte, Pesticide (1978)
Graveyard (2003)
Graveyard Alive: A Zombie Nurse in Love (2003)

H
Hard Rock Zombies (1984) Review
Hellgate (1979)

Hell Of The Living Dead aka Virus,Apocalipsis caníbal, Inferno dei morti viventi, Night of the Zombies, Zombi 4, Zombi 5: Ultimate Nightmare, Zombie Creeping Flesh, Zombie Inferno (1981) Review
Hood Of The Living Dead (2005)
Horror Hospital aka Computer Killers (1973) Review
Horror of the Zombies aka El buque maldito, The Ghost Galleon, Ghost Ship of the Blind Dead, La noche del buque maldito, Ship of Zombies, des Geisterschiff der schwimmenden Leichen (1973)
Horror Rises from the Tomb aka El espanto surge de la tumba (1972)
Horrors of War (2006)
Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels (1999)
House by the Cemetary, The aka Quella villa accanto al cimitero (1981)
House of Seven Corpses, The (1973)Review
House of the Dead (2003)Review
House of the Dead 2 aka House of the Dead II: Dead Aim, House of the Dead II: All guts, No Glory (2005)Review
Hunting Ground (2008)

I
I Am Omega (2007) Review
I Eat Your Skin aka Voodoo Blood Bath, Zombies (1964) Review
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?aka Teenage Psycho Meets Bloody Mary, Cabaret der Zombies (1964)
Insane In The Brain (2007)
Invasion of the Dead aka La invasion de los muertos, Invasion of Death (1971)
Invasion of the Zombies aka El Santo contra los zombies, Santo vs. the Zombies (1961)
Io Zombi, tu Zombi, lei Zombi aka I Zombie, You Zombie, She Zombies (1979)
I Walked With a Zombie (1943)
I Was a Teenage Zombie (1986)
I Was a Zombie for the F.B.I. (1984)
I, Zombie: Chronicle of Pain (1998)

J
Junk aka Junk: Shiryo-gari (1999)

K
Killing Box, The aka Ghost Brigade, Grey Knight, Grey Night (1993)
King of the Zombies (1941)
Kiss Daddy Goodbye aka Caution, Children at Play, Revenge of the Zombie, Vengeful Dead (1981)
Komabrutale Duell, Das (1999)
Kung Fu Zombie aka Wu long tian shi zhao ji gui (1981)

L
Land of the Dead (2005)Review
Laughing Dead, The (1989)
Life Force (1985)
Living Dead at Manchester Morgue, The aka No profanor el sueno d elos muertos, Non si deve profanare il sonno del morti, Da dova vieni?, Don’t Open the Window, Invasion der Zombies, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Le massacre des mortis-vivants, Zombi 3 (1974)
Living Dead Girl, The aka La morte vivante (1982)
Living Dead at Tokyo Bay, The aka Batoru garu (1992)

M
Mad, The (2007)Review
Maniac Cop (1988)
Mansion de los meurtos vivientes aka Mansion of the Living Dead (1982)
Maplewoods (2002)
Masters of Horror: Homecoming (2005) Review
Meat Market (2000)Review
Meat Market 2 (2001)Review
Mental Dead, The (2005)
Messiah of Evil aka Dead People, Return of the Living Dead, Revenge of the Screaming Dead (1972)
Midnight Hour, The (1985)
Midnight’s Calling (2000)
Morbus (1982)
Mortuary (2005) Review
Motocross Zombies from Hell (2007)
Mulberry Street (2006)Review
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker (2001)Review
Mutant (1984) Review
Mutation (1999)
Mutation 2 : Generation Dead (2001)
Mutation 3: Century of the Dead (2002)
My Boyfriend’s Back (1993)
My Dead Girlfriend (2006)

N
Necropolis Awakened (2003)
Neon maniacs (1986)
Night Of The Bums (2007)
Night of the Comet (1984) Buy Now Review
Night of the Creeps aka aka Homecoming Night, Dimensione terrore, Lötköjen yö, Die Nacht der Creeps, Noc pelzaczy, El Terror llama a su puerta (1986)Review
Night Of The Dead (2006) Review
Night of the Living Bread (1990)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Night of the Living Dead (1990) Buy Now
Night of the Living Dead: 30th Anniversary Edition (1998) Review
Night of the Living Dead 3-D (2006) Buy Now Review
Night of the Living Dorks aka Die Nacht der lebenden Loser, Revenge of the Teenage Zombies (2004) Review
Night of the Sea Gulls, The aka La noche d elos gaviotas, Don’t Go Out at night, Night of the Blood Cult, Night of the Death Cult, La playa de los sacrifios, Terror Beach (1975)
Night of the Zombies aka The Chilling, Gamma 693, Night of the Wehrmacht Zombies, Night of the Zombies II (1981)
Nightmare City aka Incubo sulla citta contaminata (1980)
Nights of Terror, The aka Le notti del terrore, Burial Ground, Le manoir de la terreur, La noche del terror, Die Ruckkehr der Zombies, Het Schrikkasteel der Zombies, Zombie 3, The Zombie Dead (1980)Review
Not Quite Dead (short, 2007)
Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)
Nuit de la Mort, La (1980)

O
Oasis of the Zombie aka La tumba de los muertos vivientes, Lâ’abime des mortis vivants, Der Abgrund der Icbenden Toten, Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies, The Oasis of the Living Dead, Le tresor des morts vivants (1982)Review
One Dark Night aka Entity Force, A night in the Crypt, Night of Darkness (1982)
Orgy of the Dead aka Orgy of the Vampires (1965)
Ouanga aka Crime of Voodoo, Drums of the Jungle, The Love Wanga (1934)
Ozone (1993)

P
Pathogen (2006)
Plaga Zombie (1997)
Plaga Zombie: Zona Mutante (2001)
Plague of the Zombies, The (1966)
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1958)
Planet Terror, aka Grindhouse Presents: Robert Rodriguez’s Planet Terror (2007)Review
Porno Holocaust (1980)
Poultrygeist -(2007)
Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead (1997)
Prince Of Darkness (1987)
Psychomania aka The Death Wheelers, Death Wheelrers are…Psycho Maniacs (1972)

Q
Quarantine (2008)
Quatermass 2 aka Enemy from Space (1957)
Quick and the Undead, The (2006) Review

R
Rabid (1976)
Raiders of the Damned (2005)Review
Raiders of the Living Dead (1985) Buy Now Review
Raw Force (1981)
Re-Animator (1985)Review
[REC] (2007) Review
Red Lips: Eat The Living (2005)
Redneck Zombies (1987)Review
Requiem der Teufel (1993)
Resident Evil aka Resident Evil Genesis (2002) Review
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) Review
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Resurrection Game, The (2001)
Return of the Blind Dead, The (1973)
Return of the Living Dead, The (1985) Review
Return of the Living Dead II (1988) Review
Return of the Living Dead III (1993) Review
Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis (2005) Review
Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave (2005) Review
Return of the Zombies AKA La orgia de los muertos, Lâ’orgia dei morti, Die Bestie aus dem Totenreich, Beyond the Living Dead, Bracula-The Terror of the Living Death, The Hanging Woman (1972) Review
Revenge of the Living Dead Girls, The (1987)
Revenge of the Zombies aka Black Magic II (1976)
Revenge of the Zombies aka The Corpse Vanished (1943)
Revolt of the Zombies aka Revolt of the Demons (1936)
Revolting Dead, The (2003)
Rising Dead, The (2007)Review
Route 666 (2001)

S
Sabbath (2005)
Santo and the Blue Demon Against the Monsters (1968)
Santo and Blue Demon in the Land of the Dead aka The Land of the Dead (1969)
Sars Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis aka Khun Krabii Hiiroh (2004)
Scream Farm (2008) Review
Serpent and the Rainbow (1987)
Severed aka Severed: Forest Of The Dead (2005)
Sex, Chocolate & Zombie Republicans (1998)
Shadow: Dead Riot (2005)
Shadows of the Dead (2004) Review
Shadow Walkers, The (2006)
Shaolin Vs. Evil Dead aka Shao lin jiang shi, Siu lam geung si (2004)
Shatter Dead (1993)Review
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Shock Waves aka Almost Human, le commando des morts vivants, Death Corps (1976)Review
Slither (2006)Review
Song of the Dead (2007)
Space Zombie Bingo (1993)
Stacy (2001)Review
Storm of the Dead (2005)
Stink of Flesh, The (2004)
Sugar Hill aka Voodoo Girl, The Zombies of Sugar Hill (1974)
Swamp Zombies (2005)

T
Tales From The Grave (2003)
Teenage Zombies (1957)
Teror-Creatures from the Grave aka Cinque tombe per un medium, Cemetery of the Living Dead (1965)
They Came Back aka Les revenants (2004)
Tokyo Zombie (2005)
Tombs of the Blind Dead aka La noche del terror ciego, A noite do terror cego, The Blind Dead, Crypt of the Blind Dead, La noche de la muerta ciega, Le tombe dei resuscitati ciechi, Tomb of the Blind Zombies (1971)
Toxic Zombies aka Bloodeaters, Forest of Fear (1979)
Trepanator (1991)

U
Una de Zombis (2003)
Undead (2003)Review
Undead or Alive: A Zombedy (2007) Buy Now Review
Urban Scumbags vs. Countryside Zombies (1992)

V
Vampires vs. Zombies (2004) Review
Veerana aka Loneliness, The Wilderness (1985)
Veil, The (2008)Review
Vengeance of the Zombies aka La rebelion de las nuertas, Rebellion of the Dead Women, Revolt of the Dead Ones, Der Totenchor der Knochenmanner, La vendetta dei morti viventi, Walk of the Dead (1972)
Versus (2002)Review
Video Dead, The (1987)
Vineyard, The (1989)
Virgin Among the Living Dead, A aka Christina, Princesse de lâ’erotisme, Une vierge chez les mortis vivants, Eine Jungfrau in den Krallen von Zombies, Una virgine fra i morti viventi, Zombi 4: A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1971)
Voodoo (1995)
Voodoo Dawn (1989)
Voodoo Island (1957)

W
Walking Dead, The (1936)
War of the Dead (2006)
War of the Zombies aka Night Stra – Goddess of Electra, Rome Against Rome, Roma contra Roma (1964)
Warning Sign aka Biohazard (1985)
White Zombie (1932)
Wickeds, The (2005)
Wild Zero (2000) Review
Wiseguys Vs. Zombies (2003)
Witchdoctor of the Living Dead (1980)
Working Stiffs (1989)

Z
Zeder: Voices from the Beyond (1983)
Zombie aka Zombi 2, Zombie Flesh Eaters, The Island of the Living Dead, L’enfer des zombies (1979)
Zombi 3 aka Zombie Flesh Eaters 2 (1988) Review
Zombie 4: After Death aka Zombie Flesh Eaters 3, Return of the Living Dead 3 (1988)Review
Zombie 5: Killing Birds aka Uccelli Assassini, Raptors (1987)Review
Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence (1990)
Zombie Aftermath (1982) Review
Zombie Apocalypse aka Cementerio del terror, Le cimetiere de la terreur (1985)
Zombie Army, The (1991)
Zombie Bloodbath (1993)
Zombie Bloodbath II: Rage of the Undead (1994)
Zombie Bloodbath III: Armageddon (2000)
Zombie Brigade aka Night Crawl (1988)
Zombie Campout (2002)
Zombie Chronicles (2001) Review
Zombie Cop (1991)
Zombie Creeping Flesh aka Virus, Apocalipsis canibal, Hell of the Living Dead, Night of the Zombies, Cannibal Apocalypsy, Hell of the Living Death (1980)
Zombie Cult Massacre (1997)
Zombie Diaries, The (2007)Review
Zombie Genocide (1993)
Zombie High aka The School That Ate My Brain (1987)
Zombie Holocaust aka Doctor Butcher M.D., Zombies unter Kannibalen (1980)
Zombie Honeymoon (2004)
Zombie Island Massacre (1984)
Zombie Lake aka Lac de morts vivants, Le (1981) Buy Now Review
Zombie Nation (2004)
Zombie Night (2005)Review
Zombie Nightmare (1987)
Zombie Nosh aka Revenge of the Living Zombies, Flesh Eater: Revenge of the Living Dead (1989)Review
Zombie Planet (2004)
Zombie Planet II: Adam’s Revenge (2005)
Zombie Rampage (1991)
Zombie Strippers (2008) Review
Zombie Town (2007)
Zombie Toxin aka Homebrew (1998)
Zombie vs. Ninja (1987)
Zombie: The Resurrection (1997)
Zombiegaddon (2003)
Zombies Gone Wild (2007)Review
Zombies on Broadway (1945)
Zombiethon (1986)
Zombiez (2005) Review
Zombio (1999)

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