Just in time for zombie season (which is technically year round!), get your United States Zombie Hunting Permit. These stickers are 3″ x 5″, printed on 4mil vinyl, UV and water resistant and are available for only $2.00 each! International Zombie Hunting Permits are available here. Also available in packs of 10 and 50.

Get your Zombie Survival Merit badge! 3″ in diameter and awesome!

Cool Zombie T-Shirt #32- The Living Dead Series! Available in S, M, L, XL, and 2X for $21 + shipping.

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Thanks to our friends over at ThinkGeek, via their Facebook page, for the heads up on this image. Apparently these people are preparing for more than a simple storm…

Do you have a special zombie in your life? If so, then pick up one of these Zombie Valentine’s Linocut Cards for that special undead love, available here for download, from Quinky Art. Thanks to the fine folks over at Laughing Squid for the head’s up on these.

Check out this new zombie filled promo for G4′s Attack of the Show with host Kevin Pereira and new co-host Candace Bailey.

I came across this great zombie themed Bizarro comic in yesterday’s newspaper. You can check out more of Dan Piraro’s amazing comics (with and without zombies) at Bizarro.com.

Weekly World News just published their 10 Ways To protect Your Home From Zombies. This is mostly Zombie 101 level info here and I completely disagree with #10, but still worth a quick read.

1. Build your home in a remote area: on a mountain, in the woods, in the desert or on the moon like MJ did. Zombies concentrate in areas with large human populations since human flesh is their source of sentience, so living in a remote area with few inhabitants with increase your chances of survival.
2. Tall Fences:  Building a tall smooth surfaced fence will prevent zombies from entering your property. Muscle tissue deteriorates in the transformation process rendering zombies incapable of scaling walls.
3. Pit traps: Dig several large holes in the ground and cover them with big tree branches and leaves. If a zombie finds a way to breach your perimeter, the pit trap will provide the same defense as the tall fence.
4. Build all doors out of solid wood or metal: Zombies do not have a great deal of strength due to the muscle deterioration as mentioned above. The strength of a zombie will be no match against a well enforced door. Windows should also be reinforced in the event of a zombie invasion.
5. Well water vs. public water: Have a well on your property, in the event of a zombie outbreak you cannot rely on public water supply. The workers at your local water treatment facility might be zombies and everyone knows that zombies have absolutely no work ethic.
6. Generators and fuel: Knowing the work ethics of zombies, or lack there of, it is best to have a generator at your residence in order to maintain your preferred quality of life. A hearty supply of fuel will be needed as well to insure continued use of your generator.
7. Sound diversions: Zombies have an acute sense of hearing. If your property is large enough, install speakers at the perimeter of your property. If a perimeter breech occurs play loud sounds to lure the zombies away from your home and loved ones. Your generator will come in handy here.
8. Weapons: If you find that you have no other choice but to fight, a sharp long machete or a scythe are good weapons of choice as you will be able to maintain a distance whilst decapitating your undead assailants.
9. Own a mobile home: The best way to evade a zombie attack is to constantly be on the move. A mobile home is a good option as it allows you to flee from an attack of the undead without sacrificing the comforts of home.
10. If you can’t beat them, join them: You might end up eating your first born but at least you won’t have to pay for their college tuition.

A quick note on the photo accompanying this post- this is the original photo from the article, which you can clearly see is not in a house, but some type of commercial setting. Just found that to be slightly humorous.

Are you busy gearing up for Zombiemas? If so, you should check out It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols, by author Michael P. Spradlin. Here’s one such carol, try it out yourself!

Rudolph, The Zombie Reindeer

(Sung to the tune of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

He ate Dasher, then Dancer,
Then Prancer and Vixen.
He downed Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
Yes, he ate them all, the most
Famous undead reindeer of all:
Rudolph, the zombie reindeer,
Caught the virus through his nose.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he’s gross.
All of the other reindeer
Tried real hard to get away.
But they didn’t count on Rudolph
Eating them anyway.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph, with your Zombie blight,
Who’s gonna pull my sleigh tonight?”

Rudolph instead just ate him,
Munching Santa’s brain with glee,
Rudolph, the zombie reindeer,
You changed Christmas history!

Start your Zombiemas off right with a family reading of The Zombie Night Before Christmas!

Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!

This zombie filled tale is a great way to liven up your Z-Mas gathering! Read an excerpt here.