Comments on: ZRC Holiday Contest!

By: Nate Higley

Nate Higley — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:29:14 +0000

CONTEST CLOSED!!!

By: Keeth

Keeth — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:43:25 +0000

Dear Zombi Clause,
My wish this X-Mas is to outwit you and your evil minions. I wish for an end to the misery that you and your horde of carnivorous snowmen bring to the northlands! I will not rest easy until every single demonic elf has been vanquished from this earth!! I have the proper tools and will hunt you and yours to extinction no matter how long that may take. I will burn every single were-penguin in the harsh light of the cleansing sun, after having filled their carcasses with silver bullets! You may think you are safe in your fortress of ice at the North Pole, with your yeti on guard against any invasion; but I am watching you. I am taking note of your habits and soon…oh yes very soon…I will have enough information to make a full assault on you. SO LAUGH NOW JOLLY MAN, WHILE YOU STILL CAN…for soon yours shall be a world of hurt!

By: writtenwyrdd

writtenwyrdd — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:48:24 +0000

I would like Zombie Santa to bring me the recipe for proper zombie xmas cookies. I find that the ones I buy at the zombie grocery cost AN ARM AND A LEG! :) And I like to think Zombie Santa prefers the home made variety best.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:05:17 +0000

Dear Zombie Santa,
Any books involving zombies would be greatly appreciated.

By: Pamela

Pamela — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:05:32 +0000

As much as I would LOOVE Z-mas to last all year long *hehe*, if you can’t manage it, I’d settle for the Apocolipse Ponies, War,Famine, Pestilence, and DEATH ponies,Muahahahahaha~

By: Elsie

Elsie — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:40:35 +0000

Dear Zombie Santa,

This Christmas i’d like the gift that keeps on giving: The lobotomizer. (Read World War Z!)
How can a shovel/machete be wrong, when it feels so right?

By: Zombob

Zombob — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:51:28 +0000

Dear Zombie Santa,

My request is not for me, but for someone else. I want for some BIG Hollywood producer to give George Romero the kind of money he needs to make his big scale, over the top, next in the series, apocalyptic zombie opus, World of the Dead. This would allow Mr. Romero to go out on top, and bring hamony and happiness to thousands and thousands of fans of the zombie movie genre.

By: Hank Hockey

Hank Hockey — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:29:22 +0000

I want Zombie Santa to bring me a “Zombie Santa visited me for Christmas and all I got was this Zombie Santa T-Shirt” T-Shirt.

By: Big Mac

Big Mac — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:17:08 +0000

Dear Zombie Santa,

Not asking for anything this year, so please don’t bother coming by. Last year, you ate the last of my fingers, and I really can’t have you snacking on any other parts of my anatomy. It’s hard enough to type, but I still need to walk around, and you’ve left me with one leg to do that with.

So, if I hear you coming down the chimney, I’m ready for you. Don’t have a boomstick (no fingers, remember?), but my dual chainsaws should cut you into kindling in no time.

So, stay away. Please.

By: Claytron

Claytron — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:40:21 +0000

And by THE BOARD i meant The Board Game