Comments on: ZRC June Contest!

By: Erik Zempel

Erik Zempel — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:16:44 +0000

CONTEST CLOSED!!!

By: Mike Zombie

Mike Zombie — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:44:11 +0000

I would use a bucket of water and my lamp w/ extension chord. Water goes down (be sure to avoid water yourself) break bulb of lamp in puddle of water (lamp must be on and plugged in)

By: Brian Lemley

Brian Lemley — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:07:34 +0000

Because I’m lazy when it comes to house maintence I would have to say my Christmas Tree. No, I don’t mean a plastic one, I mean a real, once living Scotch Pine tree. This presents an interesting grouping of tools. First, the tree itself. Actual wood so it could be nailed into place for a defensive structure. I brought up this defensive because, well, it just said fend off, not attack your way through. Furthermore, I’d have to say that the base of the tree, though hard plastic, contains six, roughly foot long screws with sharp tips. Now I haven’t just armed myself, but three of my friends as well, assuming we each took two. We can strip pine needles off the tree to burn for warmth or to cook food. If it looks good for us we could even ferment the needles to make gin. Haha, good times. How ironic…using a pop culture symbol representing someone who soposedly died and came back to life as a tool to fend off the living dead.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:17:59 +0000

It would be easy to say that I could use this ceremonial indian sword that someone gave us… but that thing is actually pretty dull. I’d probably grab the loose brick on the corner of our fireplace, try to whack the zombie in the head, and hope for the best!

By: masterbates

masterbates — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:56:07 +0000

comic book rack.

By: cody

cody — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:41:55 +0000

i would probably end up using my Dirt Devil Cone, that might penetrate an eye if i thrust hard enough.

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:53:40 +0000

One of my two .357 magnums that sit on the entertainment center.

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:33:27 +0000

The wedding photos! All of our framed pictures are in very thick, sturdy metal frames. With enough force, the corners could be jammed straight into the skull. Now THAT’S a testament to the power of love!

By: Undead Picasso

Undead Picasso — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:25:52 +0000

BABY TOYS! My wife and I just had a baby and our livingroom area is like an FN Chucky-E-Cheese play area. If the dead bust into my house, I’d just chill in the livingroom and watch as the undead stumble and eventually bust their asses as they slip on all the drool covered baby sh*t laying around the FN living room.
(God, I can’t wait for this kid to grow up so I could have a partner in Call Of Duty 4)

By: Kristy Locklin

Kristy Locklin — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:07:25 +0000

I collect zombie movie memorabilia, so (much to my husband’s chagrin) the living room is a shrine to the undead. If a real zombie shuffled into my house, hell, I’d keep it as a pet.