Living room sucks. All the really good stuff is upstairs or in the garage… I’d probably have to use an end-table to keep the things at bay until I could get to a crowbar.
Just like in the short film i’ve made “ZOMBIE NATION”(2007), i would use one of those fireplace prongs(used to grab the log) to smash the zombies head.
So instead of copping out and saying something like “the Katana I always carry” or “The Mossberg 500 that I keep under my Couch” I’m going to play this one straight. What I would use would be my end table. It is a yard sale find that evidentially began life as one of a set of 3 “Nesting” Tables, (purchased for $15 with a sweet alarm clock). http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/30074551
I think its closest to the middle size. My first priority would be to remove one of the legs and wield as a club while keeping the top and remaining 3 legs for a shield (and added clubs if necessary). It’s just an added ironic bonus that its called the “KLUBBO”.
Not much in the living room so I would have to take off one of my socks and fill it with the bazillion TV remotes I have lying around. I would then swing this around and victoriously crush that Zombie’s skull!!
I have a lamp my dad made out of an old surveying tripod. It has three 5-foot long wooden legs that have metal spikes on the tips. It would be very handy for bludgeoning or impaling, and could be easily disassembled to share with friends. (It would also look great with that lampshade on it btw)
If I would be surprised by a zombie attack in my living room RIGHT NOW … I had lots of space to fight because it’s almost completely emptied. I am just starting a total makeover and only have some some tools and color cans in the naked room. A zombie attack RIGHT NOW would definitely disturb me working on my creative decorating ideas and there’s nothing I hate more than that. So I would take the cross-peen hammer and start creating peace in the area. It’s a light weight hammer, easy to wield but because it’s so light not the most effective weapons. I guess I have to grab them with my left at the throat and take two or three blows for each zombie to take them down.
When I think about it … I always wanted realistic splatter effects for wall decoration. Maybe I could integrate a zombie attack into fulfilling this wish *ggg* …
I would have to say, if its one zombie, I could use the remote control. It a very large object and the one in the living room is much larger then the one in my bedroom. So all that I would really have to do is jam the damn thing in its mouth, far back enough for it to get hooked in there. After that, the most dangerous part of the zombie would be taken care of and I could handle the rest with my hands and feet.
I would have to rip one of the post out from the railing of my stairs. The house was built back in the 50’s and a few of the posts seem loose anyway. A nice make-shift spear right through the skull! =)
I collect zombie movie memorabilia, so (much to my husband’s chagrin) the living room is a shrine to the undead. If a real zombie shuffled into my house, hell, I’d keep it as a pet.
BABY TOYS! My wife and I just had a baby and our livingroom area is like an FN Chucky-E-Cheese play area. If the dead bust into my house, I’d just chill in the livingroom and watch as the undead stumble and eventually bust their asses as they slip on all the drool covered baby sh*t laying around the FN living room.
(God, I can’t wait for this kid to grow up so I could have a partner in Call Of Duty 4)
The wedding photos! All of our framed pictures are in very thick, sturdy metal frames. With enough force, the corners could be jammed straight into the skull. Now THAT’S a testament to the power of love!
It would be easy to say that I could use this ceremonial indian sword that someone gave us… but that thing is actually pretty dull. I’d probably grab the loose brick on the corner of our fireplace, try to whack the zombie in the head, and hope for the best!
Because I’m lazy when it comes to house maintence I would have to say my Christmas Tree. No, I don’t mean a plastic one, I mean a real, once living Scotch Pine tree. This presents an interesting grouping of tools. First, the tree itself. Actual wood so it could be nailed into place for a defensive structure. I brought up this defensive because, well, it just said fend off, not attack your way through. Furthermore, I’d have to say that the base of the tree, though hard plastic, contains six, roughly foot long screws with sharp tips. Now I haven’t just armed myself, but three of my friends as well, assuming we each took two. We can strip pine needles off the tree to burn for warmth or to cook food. If it looks good for us we could even ferment the needles to make gin. Haha, good times. How ironic…using a pop culture symbol representing someone who soposedly died and came back to life as a tool to fend off the living dead.
I would use a bucket of water and my lamp w/ extension chord. Water goes down (be sure to avoid water yourself) break bulb of lamp in puddle of water (lamp must be on and plugged in)
machete….academy was selling them for five dollars and i couldn’t resist the awesome deal
Living room sucks. All the really good stuff is upstairs or in the garage… I’d probably have to use an end-table to keep the things at bay until I could get to a crowbar.
Just like in the short film i’ve made “ZOMBIE NATION”(2007), i would use one of those fireplace prongs(used to grab the log) to smash the zombies head.
The movie will be on the internet pretty soon ;)
So instead of copping out and saying something like “the Katana I always carry” or “The Mossberg 500 that I keep under my Couch” I’m going to play this one straight. What I would use would be my end table. It is a yard sale find that evidentially began life as one of a set of 3 “Nesting” Tables, (purchased for $15 with a sweet alarm clock).
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/30074551
I think its closest to the middle size. My first priority would be to remove one of the legs and wield as a club while keeping the top and remaining 3 legs for a shield (and added clubs if necessary). It’s just an added ironic bonus that its called the “KLUBBO”.
Since Felipe Iesbick already grabbed the fireplace prongs, I’d have to grab the three foot tall wooden cat to bash in some zombie heads.
Not much in the living room so I would have to take off one of my socks and fill it with the bazillion TV remotes I have lying around. I would then swing this around and victoriously crush that Zombie’s skull!!
the torchiere lamp — it unscrews to become 2 hollow metal poles about two feet each in length. Ditch the lampshade and start swinging!
I have a lamp my dad made out of an old surveying tripod. It has three 5-foot long wooden legs that have metal spikes on the tips. It would be very handy for bludgeoning or impaling, and could be easily disassembled to share with friends. (It would also look great with that lampshade on it btw)
If I would be surprised by a zombie attack in my living room RIGHT NOW … I had lots of space to fight because it’s almost completely emptied. I am just starting a total makeover and only have some some tools and color cans in the naked room. A zombie attack RIGHT NOW would definitely disturb me working on my creative decorating ideas and there’s nothing I hate more than that. So I would take the cross-peen hammer and start creating peace in the area. It’s a light weight hammer, easy to wield but because it’s so light not the most effective weapons. I guess I have to grab them with my left at the throat and take two or three blows for each zombie to take them down.
When I think about it … I always wanted realistic splatter effects for wall decoration. Maybe I could integrate a zombie attack into fulfilling this wish *ggg* …
Absolutly f**k all! I be dead in a second!!
I would probly have to grab the nearest passd out dude in my lounge and somehow fashion a weapon or just use as a human shield and hope for the best!
I would use this 4ft long fire poker I have next to the fireplace.
Its made out of steel so its durable and I know how to wield it properly.
I would have to say, if its one zombie, I could use the remote control. It a very large object and the one in the living room is much larger then the one in my bedroom. So all that I would really have to do is jam the damn thing in its mouth, far back enough for it to get hooked in there. After that, the most dangerous part of the zombie would be taken care of and I could handle the rest with my hands and feet.
I would have to rip one of the post out from the railing of my stairs. The house was built back in the 50’s and a few of the posts seem loose anyway. A nice make-shift spear right through the skull! =)
I collect zombie movie memorabilia, so (much to my husband’s chagrin) the living room is a shrine to the undead. If a real zombie shuffled into my house, hell, I’d keep it as a pet.
BABY TOYS! My wife and I just had a baby and our livingroom area is like an FN Chucky-E-Cheese play area. If the dead bust into my house, I’d just chill in the livingroom and watch as the undead stumble and eventually bust their asses as they slip on all the drool covered baby sh*t laying around the FN living room.
(God, I can’t wait for this kid to grow up so I could have a partner in Call Of Duty 4)
The wedding photos! All of our framed pictures are in very thick, sturdy metal frames. With enough force, the corners could be jammed straight into the skull. Now THAT’S a testament to the power of love!
One of my two .357 magnums that sit on the entertainment center.
i would probably end up using my Dirt Devil Cone, that might penetrate an eye if i thrust hard enough.
comic book rack.
It would be easy to say that I could use this ceremonial indian sword that someone gave us… but that thing is actually pretty dull. I’d probably grab the loose brick on the corner of our fireplace, try to whack the zombie in the head, and hope for the best!
Because I’m lazy when it comes to house maintence I would have to say my Christmas Tree. No, I don’t mean a plastic one, I mean a real, once living Scotch Pine tree. This presents an interesting grouping of tools. First, the tree itself. Actual wood so it could be nailed into place for a defensive structure. I brought up this defensive because, well, it just said fend off, not attack your way through. Furthermore, I’d have to say that the base of the tree, though hard plastic, contains six, roughly foot long screws with sharp tips. Now I haven’t just armed myself, but three of my friends as well, assuming we each took two. We can strip pine needles off the tree to burn for warmth or to cook food. If it looks good for us we could even ferment the needles to make gin. Haha, good times. How ironic…using a pop culture symbol representing someone who soposedly died and came back to life as a tool to fend off the living dead.
I would use a bucket of water and my lamp w/ extension chord. Water goes down (be sure to avoid water yourself) break bulb of lamp in puddle of water (lamp must be on and plugged in)
CONTEST CLOSED!!!