May Contest Reminder!
This month’s contest is a variation of the old desert island question:
What one weapon would you bring to the zombie apocalypse?
I’d bring my one-handed sledge. While not as conventionally versatile as Jef’s Fubar, my sledge would take care of me best, from what I have readily available if something happened today. I could use it to gain access to properties, aid in construction or demolition, or just simply crush a zombie’s skull with it. And just to make the apocalypse a little more fun, I’d make everybody refer to it as Mjolnir…
What would you bring to the apocalypse? We’re making it interesting and saying NO GUNS. No one wants to hear someone go on and on about the specs of their Glock 9mm with a laser scope or their AK-47 with the carbon fiber stock. We’re taking it one step further and requiring that you send us a photo of yourself with your weapon to ensure that you actually have it. So, don’t write about your 12 foot spear or prosthetic arm with the interchangeable chainsaw, mace and flamethrower attachments unless you actually have one. Besides why would you want to take a fantasy up against zombies?
- Send all photos (as an attachment) and essays to submissions@ZombieReportingCenter.com. Do not reply in the comments below with entries. The comments below are for questions, bragging, death threats and compliments.
- All submissions will be judged by the ZRC staff and the winner will receive a ZRC T-shirt and a bunch of stickers.
- The contest ends Sunday, May 25th at midnight (EST).
We’re looking forward to your submissions!
Well, Thor, I certainly wouldn’t wanna have you go medieval on my ass with that… thing. Points for both the best picture and description.
You did however fell that you needed to mention the Stanley Fubar, so you know Jef is still the man!