This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Completely a giant piece of shit. No redeeming value at all. First, you don’t even see a zombie until the movie has passed the hour mark (it’s almost two hours long - too long), and secondly…well, it’s shit. The actors are miserable to watch, there’s really no story at all, the cinematography doesn’t even exist. The sound is really bad, half of the time you can barely make out the dialog over the music. There are zombies jumping rooftop to rooftop, with bad sound effects that reminded me of corduroy rubbing together. I think I even saw zombies on horseback. The main zombie sleeps in a casket! What!?! At one point two “survivors” get back to their van and start pulling out gun after gun after gun after…and so on.

Now repeat this line, in a nasally voice pseudo-Woody Allen impression: “What’s it look like I’m doing…I’m going to war!” That’s what we’re dealing with here. The jokes are hacky. There is almost no gore at all in this movie, just lots of red syrup splashed around, so that can’t even redeem it. And then the ending, if you can call it that, was…I don’t even know what to say here. Really bad Monty Python and the Holy Grail style ending, but with none of the style or humor.

I can barely bring myself to actually write a review for this. I had really hoped this would just be a big dumb, but fun, zombie comedy. I should have known better. It’s crap. I can’t recommend a thing about this movie, unless you need a coaster for your drink.

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