10. Boss hate it when you call in sick? Try calling in dead!
9. Insatiable hunger for flesh leaves little time for Perfect Strangers reruns.
8. Your sports car no longer gets you dates.
7. Harvard M.B.A. useless when your job is eating brains.
6. Rotting flesh smell difficult to cover up with cologne.
5. Bill collectors keep calling even though you’re dead.
4. Company health insurance plan doesn’t cover decomposition.
3. Brains really not as tasty as advertised.
2. Necrophilia - ’nuff said.
1. Everyone’s aiming for your head.

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