I would eat George Romero. I know he’s done alot for our zombie cause, but I bet he would enjoy watching his own entrails being devoured by me. Plus, if he could get a camera crew to film it, it would be the most realistic flesh-eating scene…EVER.
I would eat Mandy Moore or Scarlet Johansson. Not due to any grudge against them, but rather I think they would be the tastiest. They are both healthy women with curves, so I’m sure that they would both have the right amount of fat to make them succulent not fulsome.
I would eat me, and I know that has been mentioned before but I have several good reasons:
1. I have always wanted to look at the phrase “You are what you eat” in a “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” kind of way.
2. Everyone knows that more heavily devoured and torn apart zombies are more intimidating.
3. My old T-shirts would fit again
4. Halfway through eating myself I want to be able to reflect on the taste of the part of my brain that holds the memory of when i started to eat myself.
5. I swallowed some coins when I was younger and I want them back
6. I have been very careful to only put things inside of me that I enjoy eating, it’s kind of like inadvertently creating a personalized pinata for my zombie self.
7. I imagine there will be other undead around and I don’t share well
8. While alive I called “first dibs”
9. I have been trying to cut the fats out of my diet and I am now thinking it might just be easier for me to cut them out of my stomach
10. I will have the chance to use the best punch line ever spoken by a zombie, who happens to be tearing open its own stomach, to any other zombies or onlookers who happened to be nearby: “So that’s where I left my car keys.”
Comments(13)
I would eat myself.. I am so damn tastily
For pleasure it would be Ewan McGregor. For fun… George Bush. And for sustenance, anyone who gets too close.
Martha Stewart, I bet she would be good in a pie. It’s a good thing!
I would eat George Romero. I know he’s done alot for our zombie cause, but I bet he would enjoy watching his own entrails being devoured by me. Plus, if he could get a camera crew to film it, it would be the most realistic flesh-eating scene…EVER.
I would eat Mandy Moore or Scarlet Johansson. Not due to any grudge against them, but rather I think they would be the tastiest. They are both healthy women with curves, so I’m sure that they would both have the right amount of fat to make them succulent not fulsome.
whoever was closest, seriously, Im a fuckin zombie…
I need all the brains!!!!! BRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!
I would eat J-lo because everyone enjoys a good rump roast.
I’d eat Nate, because vegetarians are tasty!
Wait, this is if I’m a zombie? Eh, I’d still eat Nate.
I would eat Uwe Boll for making the worst zombie movie of all time: House of the Dead.
I wouldn’t eat his brain, though, since there’s obviously something wrong with it. I’d just crush it to ensure that he wouldn’t rise again.
I would eat the first person i saw, because damn i would be hungry for any type of human flesh, especially after just becoming one…
I would eat me, and I know that has been mentioned before but I have several good reasons:
1. I have always wanted to look at the phrase “You are what you eat” in a “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” kind of way.
2. Everyone knows that more heavily devoured and torn apart zombies are more intimidating.
3. My old T-shirts would fit again
4. Halfway through eating myself I want to be able to reflect on the taste of the part of my brain that holds the memory of when i started to eat myself.
5. I swallowed some coins when I was younger and I want them back
6. I have been very careful to only put things inside of me that I enjoy eating, it’s kind of like inadvertently creating a personalized pinata for my zombie self.
7. I imagine there will be other undead around and I don’t share well
8. While alive I called “first dibs”
9. I have been trying to cut the fats out of my diet and I am now thinking it might just be easier for me to cut them out of my stomach
10. I will have the chance to use the best punch line ever spoken by a zombie, who happens to be tearing open its own stomach, to any other zombies or onlookers who happened to be nearby: “So that’s where I left my car keys.”
BTW – love your site
This contest is closed!
[...] to Vic for winning our ZRC August Contest. His answer to If you were a zombie, who would you eat and why? was: Martha Stewart, I bet she [...]