I just happened upon this completely hilarious entry in Uncyclopedia for Zombie Jesus and just about wet myself laughing.  Just read this description:

After dying, Jesus was raised from the dead and once more walked among the living. This, of course, would only be possible if he were a zombie; Zombie Jesus is the identity of Jesus following the Resurrection. In zombie form, Jesus retained his unending love for mankind, in particular, he loved their sweet, delectable brains.

They also talk about Zombie Easter, during which “people put up decorations of the Zombie Easter Bunny”.  A few years back my friend Marty dressed up as a zombie bunny for a zombie walk.  I wonder if he already knew about Zombie Easter…

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