Zombie Chickens terrorizing farms
I had to create a new category for today’s news piece. The Associated Press is reporting on the issue of Zombie Chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Apparently, chickens raised for egg-laying who have out-lived their usefulness are euthanized and thrown in the compost pile. Some of these chickens end up surviving the process and emerge from the pile of carcasses like hungry zombie chickens, forever doomed to walk the earth…
[...] Last month we blogged about zombie chickens roaming compost piles, and today comes a story about wild undead birds that managed to close off ten blocks of downtown Austin. Authorities are not sure what caused it, but they think it may have had something to do with a release of gas similar to what happened this week in NYC. [...]